I RESOLVE TO DO THE FOLLOWING IN '23!-MisSY

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So here I go again! Another new year along with new resolutions. Who started this tradition anyway It only feels good on one day a year, January 1, followed by the steady breaking of my resolutions. So here goes my 2023 pared down resolutions: 1. Eat healthier. I guess a steady diet of Red Bull, Snickers and Dollar Tree White Cheddar Popcorn is not considered “healthy” anymore by the powers that be. Never mind because I already broke this one. 2. Get a “real” job. I’m well qualified for something in customer service (or is it “servicing”). Have it your way! Everybody is looking for help right now. I think my skill set is certainly valuable. Maybe the Dollar and a QuarterTree store would hire me I know IN & OUT BURGER would like my resume. But I don’t think they are in Florida. 3. Stop smoking(I put this on my list every year
I don’t mean it, but is sounds good pared with resolution #1 & #4 4. Start Working Out-So who doesn’t put this on their resolutions list This one ain’t gonna fly because I just learned that women burn 236!calories in running for 30 minutes. Also, women burn 3.6 calories per minute having physical relations(btw that works out to something between 54-216 calories simply doing my regular pastime). I don’t see any of you lining up to shower mewith “roses” to watch me run, so this resolution is a complete non-starter 5. Travel: I’ve never been to NPR for instance. I hear Bartow is beautiful. If I had a car I might even get to Wachula 6. Oops! Get a car. That should have been #5 7. Get my own place. Yea that would be great. I need some help boys! Anyone care to help me If I had my own place I could just skip resolution #2! After all this benefits you as well as me. 8. Be a “BETTER” Person. Does anyone really out this on their list They do on Pinterest where I find my resolutions. WTF does this even mean
 I think this wraps up my list for ‘23 I know it’s not much. I hope it goes better than my list for Santa Claus. Does anyone else think Santa is just a marketing gimmick to sell cheap crap to unsuspecting citizens I mean in my business I have to deliver on my promises. That fat fu&k doesn’t. What I really need is a bunch of “temporary” Santas. Missy


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